Who is cooler than me?

My mom, that's who. 

She has a blog that is legitimately interesting.

http://atethefarm.blogspot.com/

The Resemblance is Uncanny. OR Famous people I kind of look like. Or SoPeople Tell Me.

As all my avid and observant readers have figured out by now, I live a life of leisure that leaves me to pursue the important things in life such as vanities, eating bonbons, cosmetic procedures, and being paralyzingly lonely. And scathingly parroting a friendly acquaintance's blog.

1. Goldie Hawn.
I don't see it much anymore but when I was about 9 I looked freakishly like a satanic version of Private Benjamin. Now I just look freakish.



2. Iggy Pop.
It's really true.



3. Gilda Radner.
The only real difference between Gilda and me is that she is actually funny.



4. Jeff Goldblum.
I used to think he was one of the most appealing men on earth. And then I realized it was like looking into a mirror. I would make a moderately attractive male.

Weekend Update? Just Kidding.

Lots going on in the Berserkshires this weekend. I would go but I am too busy watching Weekend at Bernie's II and masturbating. The two are not mutually exclusive.

when we compete we're not complete.

People really like documenting how cool they are in smalltown America. 

The assholes at 413some.blogspot.com are tragically hip at doing so. Above is the infamous Andrew cobrasnaking his way through the Berkshires. Hey twatwaffle, why don't you just move to a real place and work at a Himalayan restaurant?