Weekend Update? Just Kidding.

Lots going on in the Berserkshires this weekend. I would go but I am too busy watching Weekend at Bernie's II and masturbating. The two are not mutually exclusive.

when we compete we're not complete.

People really like documenting how cool they are in smalltown America. 

The assholes at 413some.blogspot.com are tragically hip at doing so. Above is the infamous Andrew cobrasnaking his way through the Berkshires. Hey twatwaffle, why don't you just move to a real place and work at a Himalayan restaurant?